Welcome To The Academy Awards,

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.