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No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.