No One Party Can Fool

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!