I'd Give Up Golf If

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.