I'd Give Up Golf If

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.