The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.