The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.