A Sense Of Humor Is

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

I Was There. I Saw Your Sons And Your Husbands, Your Brothers And Your Sweethearts. I Saw How They Worked, Played, Fought, And Lived. I Saw Some Of Them Die. I Saw More Courage, More Good Humor In The Face Of Discomfort, More Love In An Era Of Hate And More Devotion To Duty Than Could Exist Under Tyranny.