A Sense Of Humor Is

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.