I Can't Give Up Golf,

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands