I Went To Play Golf

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.