I Went To Play Golf

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.