Vice President Spiro Agnew Can

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.