I've Been Married Fifty-five Years

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.