The Only Time To Believe

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

We Had A Very Successful Trip To Russia. We Made It Back.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.