The 32+ Ken Jennings Quotes

We Regret The Insinuation That Mr. Alex Trebek Is A Robot, And Has Been Since 2004. Mr. Trebek's Robotic Frame Does Still Contain Some Organic Parts, Many Harvested From Patriotic Canadian Schoolchildren, So This Technically Makes Him A 'cyborg,' Not A 'robot.'

I Have Condemned My Kids To A Lifetime Of Geographic Illiteracy.

You Watch An Old 'jeopardy!' And The Categories Alone Are Very Plain. 'poetry,' Or 'movies,' Or 'physics.' If You Watch It Now, Though, There'll Be A Theme Board Where The Categories Are All Hitchcock Movies. Lots More Jokes, Lots More High-concept Categories And Questions.

I Have Always Loved Maps.

You Live Overseas, You See These Exotic Places And You Want To Know About Them. But, Weirdly, It Also Made Me Homesick For All These Very Prosaic Places In America.

If It's On The Internet, Then It's Gotta Be True.

Sure I Have A Cell-phone, So I Don't Have To Remember Everyone's Number Anymore, But That Really Wasn't A Core Part Of My Brain.

As Jeopardy Devotees Know, If You're Trying To Win On The Show, The Buzzer Is All. On Any Given Night, Nearly All The Contestants Know Nearly All The Answers, So It's Just A Matter Of Who Masters Buzzer Rhythm The Best.

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer

During The Whole 'jeopardy' Experience, I Felt Like I Was Living A Bit Of A Double Life, I Would Be Secretly Flying Out To L.a. To Tape New Shows, Hoping That None Of My Coworkers Would Notice The Absence And Figure Out What Was Going On. 'jeopardy' Tries Very Hard To Keep Their Secrets.

I Remember One Of My Last Shows, The Final Jeopardy! Clue Was Something Like 'these Two Boys' Names Are Top 10 Boys' Names In The U.s., They Both End With The Same Letter, And They're Both Names Of Jesus' Apostles.' Now, Obviously That's Not A Knowable Fact.

If I Start Outsourcing All My Navigation To A Little Talking Box In My Car, I'm Sort Of Screwed. I'm Going To Lose My Car In The Parking Lot Every Single Time.