Twitter Makes You A Comedian

I Have Condemned My Kids To A Lifetime Of Geographic Illiteracy.

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer

Being A Nerd Really Pays Off Sometimes.

Eratosthenes, The Mapmaker Who Was The First Man To Accurately Measure The Size Of The Earth, Was A Librarian.

I Would Stare At Maps Of Delaware For Hours.