Being A Nerd Really Pays

I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.

You Watch An Old 'jeopardy!' And The Categories Alone Are Very Plain. 'poetry,' Or 'movies,' Or 'physics.' If You Watch It Now, Though, There'll Be A Theme Board Where The Categories Are All Hitchcock Movies. Lots More Jokes, Lots More High-concept Categories And Questions.

For Some Reason The Most Devoted Mapheads Seem To Be Kids.

I Remember One Of My Last Shows, The Final Jeopardy! Clue Was Something Like 'these Two Boys' Names Are Top 10 Boys' Names In The U.s., They Both End With The Same Letter, And They're Both Names Of Jesus' Apostles.' Now, Obviously That's Not A Knowable Fact.

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer