I Can't Relax And Sink

I Have Condemned My Kids To A Lifetime Of Geographic Illiteracy.

I Threw The Opening Pitch At A Blue Jays Game, And After The Pitch, The Mascot Asked Me If I Wanted Him To Sign The Game Ball, Which I Thought Was Funny. What Would He Write? "best Wishes, Some Guy In A Bird Suit"?"

If It's On The Internet, Then It's Gotta Be True.

The Thing You Like/are Good At Is A Sacred Thing.

There’s Just Something Hypnotic About Maps.