There’s Just Something Hypnotic About

I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.

Twitter Makes You A Comedian In The Same Way That Digital Cameras Make You A Photographer

I Always Feel A Certain Sense Of Reverence In Libraries, Even Small City Ones That Smell Like Homeless Internet Users.

Eratosthenes, The Mapmaker Who Was The First Man To Accurately Measure The Size Of The Earth, Was A Librarian.

When You Make A Decision You Need Facts. If Those Facts Are In Your Brain, They're At Your Fingertips. If They're All In Google Somewhere You May Not Make The Right Decision On The Spur Of The Moment.