There’s Just Something Hypnotic About

We Regret The Insinuation That Mr. Alex Trebek Is A Robot, And Has Been Since 2004. Mr. Trebek's Robotic Frame Does Still Contain Some Organic Parts, Many Harvested From Patriotic Canadian Schoolchildren, So This Technically Makes Him A 'cyborg,' Not A 'robot.'

It's Boring To Have The Same Guy Win. I'm Actively Rooting Against Myself.

There’s Just Something Hypnotic About Maps.

Being A Nerd Really Pays Off Sometimes.

I Always Bring My Kids Vacation Souvenirs Printed In Comic Sans, So They Know I Love Them But Not Unconditionally.