List Of 134+ Google Quotes

If Google Doesn't Know The Answer, Then It's Not A Question

Google Owns Youtube, And Recently, I Drew A Comic About An Idea For A Youtube Feature - Which They Actually Took Seriously And Implemented. So I'm Thinking That Maybe We'll Have A Future Where Google Is 'xkcd.'

The French Have Launched Their Own Version Of Google, Called Quaero. You Just Type In The Subject You're Interested In, And Quaero Refuses To Look It Up For You.

At The Risk Of Sounding Pedestrian, I'll Be Completely Honest: The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Check Google News, Partially Because It Seems Sort Of Random And Unbiased And Partially Because I Tend To Stay In Hotels That Don't Necessarily Have The Fastest Internet Connections.

Believe Me, I've Had Interviews Where The Person Says, "so When Did You Start And Why? What About Your Parents?" I Say To Them, "please, Have You Heard Of The Word Google?"

I Don't Need To Google Myself.

Google Has A Very Powerful And New Advertising Model That, For Them, Prints Money.

Google Never Knew How Successful Key Words Would Be.

I Never Google Myself. Only If I Want To Feel Really Terrible About Myself Would I Do That.

I Think Tesla Will Most Likely Develop Its Own Autopilot System For The Car, As I Think It Should Be Camera-based, Not Lidar-based. However, It Is Also Possible That We Do Something Jointly With Google.

My Google-fu Is Strong.

I Don't Have To Keep A Diary. It Seems Like For The Last 40 Years My Life Has Been Lived In The Press, So I Can Google Any Date In My History And Find Out What I Was Doing.