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I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.