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I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

I Once Showed Pat Bradley My Swing And Said, 'what Do I Do Next?' Pat Replied, 'wait Till The Pain Dies Down.'

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.