Four Of Us Slept In

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.