I Would Not Have Had

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!