Not That They Were That

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.