I'm So Old They've Cancelled

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.