I'm So Old They've Cancelled

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

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Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.