You Can Only Do One

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.