My Secret For Staying Young

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.