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I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.