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President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.

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