It Was A Typically British

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies