I'll Shoot My Age If

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.