If You Haven't Got Any

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.