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A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.