The Only Thing Chicken About

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.