I'm So Old They've Cancelled

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.