Sure, We Did Need The

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.