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When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

-Bob Hope

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When They Asked Jack Benny

Bob Hope

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

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