I Have Performed For 12

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?