There Was Nothing Subtle About

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.