Kids Are Wonderful, But I

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.