She Said She Was Approaching

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.