If I'm On The Course

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.