I Felt I Wasn't Getting

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.