Golf Is A Game That

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.