I Never Kick My Ball

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.