Congress May Be Going Home

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.