Middle Age Is When You

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.