Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.