Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

Most Of The People Who Came For Dancing Lessons Had Rumba Ambitions And Minuet Bodies

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.