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You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

Lots Of Travel, Away From Home.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.