Having So Many Gold Courses

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green