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Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.