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After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.