I'd Give Up Golf If

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.